We headed out after work yesterday to a local pub.
All of a sudden I heard "bang"! *glass shattering*
No big deal, people drop glasses/bottles all the time.
Then I hear a loud cantankerous voice scream, "Suck my ****! Suck my ****! Suck my ****!"
I turn around to see waiters scurry over to a table with two old men. These guys were old...like...really old. I think I saw one of them wearing his War of 1812 regalia.
...or maybe not.
At any rate, it turns out that one of the men threw a glass and started screaming obscenities at the other. Why, you ask?
Over a rough and tumble game of backgammon.
I told you we keep it classy.