5/20/2009
Viral Reviews...
Go buy yourself a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt TODAY!
Don't trust my opinion? Just get a peek at some of these glowing reviews on Amazon...
One wolf howling at the moon T-shirt? Good.
Two wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? Great.
THREE wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? OMFG!!!
Simply put, this is the greatest garment known to man. At least until the team of scientists and silk-screeners working round the clock find a way to put FOUR wolves howling at the moon on a T-shirt.
This is the T-shirt God would wear. If He wanted to look AWESOME.
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Well, as a gag I ordered one for the hell of it. I was going to wear it to my bro's batchelor party, just for the reaction factor. But something spectacular happened when I tried it on for the first time once it arrived.
Every night, for the past 6 weeks, I have been visited by 3 wolf sprirts. And every night, they bestow upon me endless amounts of knowledge and offerings of imitation crab meat. They consider me their brothern, and I have found clarity and purpose in my life.
I now feel alive for the first time and you can't get me out of this thing!
If you are planning on spending exactly $9.14 on yourself this year, this better be the purchase.
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Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.
When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God!
When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and behold, it was still deformed.
But the shirt fits really well.
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Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
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If your sense of humor is anything like mine, you'll spend hours reading all these reviews...
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Don't trust my opinion? Just get a peek at some of these glowing reviews on Amazon...
One wolf howling at the moon T-shirt? Good.
Two wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? Great.
THREE wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? OMFG!!!
Simply put, this is the greatest garment known to man. At least until the team of scientists and silk-screeners working round the clock find a way to put FOUR wolves howling at the moon on a T-shirt.
This is the T-shirt God would wear. If He wanted to look AWESOME.
_____
Well, as a gag I ordered one for the hell of it. I was going to wear it to my bro's batchelor party, just for the reaction factor. But something spectacular happened when I tried it on for the first time once it arrived.
Every night, for the past 6 weeks, I have been visited by 3 wolf sprirts. And every night, they bestow upon me endless amounts of knowledge and offerings of imitation crab meat. They consider me their brothern, and I have found clarity and purpose in my life.
I now feel alive for the first time and you can't get me out of this thing!
If you are planning on spending exactly $9.14 on yourself this year, this better be the purchase.
____
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
____
I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.
When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God!
When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and behold, it was still deformed.
But the shirt fits really well.
____
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
____
If your sense of humor is anything like mine, you'll spend hours reading all these reviews...
