Uhhh...hello? I'm only 26! How could you tell that I wasn't stuck in a similar underage predicament? No wrinkles...no grey hair...an ass like a teenager. How could you possibly know!?
I'm slightly flattered that I look like a cool enough person to proposition...
I really did a double take when you asked for six cases. Really?
Breaking the law for a stranger? Please. I might briefly entertain the idea of contributing to the deliquency of a minor...but 30 or 40 minors?
Pass on that.
It's better this way I guess. As soon as I got into the store, the store manager asked me if you kids were looking to 'score some beer.' (The store manager must be older and more uncool than myself...it's a small victory, but I'll take what I can get)
You ran off as soon as he pointed at you.
Have fun at your party, college kiddies. You'll be 26 before you know it.