Actually, I overheard some valley girls today and didn't want to forget the meat of their conversation...it must be preserved in its entirety for posterity.
Scene: A drugstore.
Girl #1 in line to check-out points at a tabloid
Girl #1: "OMG! Jamie Lynn Spears is giving up her baby!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I read that one already."
Girl #1: "She should give it to Oprah. I think Oprah would be a good Mom 'cause she would be able to buy Gucci onesies."
Girl #2: "Or she could give the kid to Brangelina."
Girl #1: "No...they only like 3rd world babies."
Utterly hysterical in its unintentional vapidity. Loved it.