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4/02/2007

Snippets of a Happy Marriage... 

Seth: "You can be sure that I'll never be with a prostitute."

Kerry: "...but what if I decided to become a prostitute? Then you'd be with a prostitute...wouldn't you?"

Seth: "I'd divorce you."

Kerry: "Really?"

Seth: "I'd divorce you."

Kerry: "But what if I made $20,000/night?"

Seth (pauses): "I'd divorce you slooooooowly."

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