1 YEAR! 

I started my job precisely one year ago.


Of course...this means one of three things...

1. I'm awesome and they can't live without me for even one single day. I've demonstrated my worth through various means and have proved to be an invaluable asset.

2. You never fire the hot moron. What else are they supposed to look at all day...spreadsheets!? I'm candy, baby. Eye candy.

3. My termination paperwork is somewhere in the middle of my boss's Mt. Everest of an inbox. ...I figure that'll buy me enough time to collect my 5 year award (a cool little marble paperweight globe...SWEET!)

At any rate, who would've thought that I'd make it this far. Happy Anniversary to me! 1 down...50 to go.


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