"No, I won't be going base jumping with you today, I'll get my rush from walking Skittles." 

I kid you not...

People around here like to wear fatigues, walk their dogs at 11PM, and jump out of the bushes into the middle of the street every time my car passes by.

I have little tufts of labradoodle fur stuck in my grill.

Ok, so maybe it's not that extreme, but either my night vision has gone to hell, or these people enjoy engaging in death-defying dog walking.


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