Life Lesson 

You can say anything you want about a person as long as you preface it with a generic compliment.

Oh...well...Kerry is such a nice person, but her stink is so terrible that it brings tears to my eyes.

Kerry is one of the sweetest people I've ever met, but sometimes I just want to take a sack of doorknobs and beat some common sense into her.

Well, I like Kerry...she means well...but sometimes she can be so annoying that it makes me want to crack open her skull and pour her brain goo on my Cheerios.

So just beware. Everytime you overhear someone saying that you're a nice, well-intentioned, sweetheart....they're really just setting up to call you a schmuck.


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