and I don't even have to physically be near the animal...all I need is a picture.
Take Jazz, for instance. Jazz is my sister's poor little puppy.
All it takes is one look into Jazz's eyes to hear her say,
"Humiliate myself I will for the ones I love. If she emails this picture to family and friends, I'm totally gonna go pitbull on her ass. Let's see if she's bragging about me being house-broken after this week is over. There is no try...only doo-doo."